unrelatedissues

1. A rat of which i'm closely acquainted with has been showing more of its rat-like characteristics these past few months. Experts believe it will continue to display more idiotic behaviour until someone gets hold of it and hammers some fuckin sense into it. (i'll regret this statement later)

2. i am no hero aw thats for sure/but i do know one thing/where you are is where i belong/i do know where you go is where i wanna be/where are you going?

3. just in, A phantom is believed to be lurking around in THIS apartment. It preys on alarm clocks, disabling it when the person is fast asleep so they aren't able to wake up at their desired time and leaves them seated with feelings of anger, anger to which the phantom feeds on. On a more serious note, my alarm clock mysteriously disables itself at night. On atleast 2 occassions, I woke up in the middle of the night and noticed my alarm was disabled even after i quadruple checked before i slept that i had set it and i dont think it's gravitational pull thats doing it. Come Forth you Alarm Disabler.

3a. will put supa-glue on it so the culprit will have its finger stuck on the alarm whilst attempting to Disable it which in turn Enables me to catch it red-handed in the morning/afternoon. talk about cleverly-operated missions...not.

4. the boy who plays matt mcnamara in nip/tuck bears a striking resemblance to michael jackson and strangely enough, the similiarities in appearance only become more distinct and prominent with every episode. which is why i can't take that show seriously.

5. Amelie is officially in my top fifty best movies of all time, along with lost in translation and some others. except for her hair which i get slightly distracted with at times, the movie is phenomenal to say the least. there's a line in there which i love- "laughs orgasmically to attract alpha male". ha ha, haven't we all.