wizardity (not a real word)

Dwight: There is this yellow zigzag that does give Ryan the authority to dicipline Stanley,--
Michael: Great.
Dwight : However in so doing, it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak. That's the yellow color, yellow, for cowardly.
Michael: What's the pink?
Dwight: Menstrual cycles.

Brilliant, from the latest episode of The Office. If that part doesn't get you laughing out loud then I don't know what will. Season 4 is turning out to be pretty weak, the recent one (Chair Model) written by BJ Novak remains to be the best so far. The one where they introduced the word 'shorn't' which I still find hilarious. May be my new favourite made-up word starting with the letter 'S'.

I was messing with the templates earlier, came up with the most ridiculous colour schemes. Then I browsed online and found one that had Harry Potter as the background and I was this close to putting that up. I don't know why I see that character as the ultimate comedy element of everything. There's so many characters/things you can't take seriously but thats especially true with Harry Potter. I'd love to one day just buy this book



and use it to take down lecture notes in Uni.

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(seems the book is not a book at all but rather a ..."playful plush (8" wide). No batteries needed. ™ & ©Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc." incase someone was interested.)